Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Why does the chicken cross the road....?

It is a famous question and the answer we have been given, throughout the ages ...... is WRONG!
Probably millions of dollars have been spent in research until.....we were shown the real reason by our chook Caramel, who has her bed in my studio after we nurtured her back to health after her being attacked by an eagle.. is terrified of other chooks for some reason and thinks she is a dog....
This discovery I will share with you today will change the world as we know it! Darwin, step aside ! Caramel is coming!
Caramel woke up this morning and was a chook with a mission! She leapt outside, went to the front drive and.....in a hurry started...crossing the road !
Once across she hopped on the bank separating the road from the Yarra forest....
and went straight for this eucalypt tree that seemed very appealing to her.....
quickly spied left and right if there was anything else going on ...and....
wiggled herself into a soft comfy spot to........LAY AN EGG !!!!
So next time you get asked the question "Why does the chicken cross the road" say with confidence: "TO LAY AN EGG !"

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